Wish #12:

I want this..but without all the booze and drugs.

Wish #11:

That he knows that I exist.

You have my heart... so don't hurt me

Wish #10: I hope he appreciates that I am not crazy and dramatic. I am also not needy, cry at the drop of a hat and have a 2nd husband that I have neglected to divorce.



I want him to be thrilled with all this and feel like he has won the lottery.

Wish #9: That I never have to bail him out of jail.

I have been MIA with this blog.

I just have not been feeling the whole soul mate thing.

But I am back....

My next wish is:

That he gives me "the most gorgeous sleep that I've ever had".

Credit: Unknown and Gwen Stefani

Jake: Happy birthday, Samantha. Make a wish.
Samantha: Well, it already came true.

Wish #8: That my happy ending comes in 2008.

Wish #6:

That he makes me laugh while my heart races....

Have you seen her all in gold
Like a queen in days of old
She shoots colors all around
Like a sunset going down
Have you seen the lady fairer

Wish #5: That we make a cool couple.

Credits: Gettyimages and Hulton archives

Wish #4: I want a cool love story.

Wish #3: He has to be a coffee drinker and love The Beatles. There is no room for argument on these two qualities.

He will get extra points if he loves Blackbird and Dear Prudence.

Wish #2: I hope he is tickled and slightly interested in my beauty obsessions like perfume and lip glosses.

Annie Get Your Gun and Shoot Me In The A**

This blog's title was inspired by my co-worker's father. He said this to me once and it cracked me up.

I wanted this blog to have a funny title and nothing sappy or serious.

Credit: Gettyimages

My dear friend Melanie has been encouraging me to start a vision board/blog.
I have had incredible luck with having my wishes granted on my beauty blog.
We want to see if my general, non-beauty related wishes can come true on this one.

I am not sure if I buy into all this Secret hype but I am willing to throw wishes out there.

My great wish is to find the one. The love of my life. The one who will make my heart flutter and race. My soul mate. The one who will slay me and make me deliriously happy. I want him.

Wish #1: May the one be an excellent kisser.
(I know I should have the #1 wish be that he is a great person and all that jazz...but my mind has always been on this kiss pictured above. I want that!)